“I want Coffee Flavored FUCKING COFFEE !!! “
DENNIS on COFFEE
Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup! That’s all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup- that’s it!
DENNIS on STARBUCKS
Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee? You can get every other flavor except COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE! They got mochaccino, they’ve got chococcino, frapaccino, capaccino, rapaccino, Al Pacino, WHAT THE FUCK!
DUNKIN DONUTS
When I was a kid, Dunkin’ Donuts had two things: coffee and donuts, and that was it! You took the donut, dunked it in the coffee, thus the fucking title of the place!
“I LOVEFUCKING SMOKING”
Classic Greek Coffee Cup
“COFFEE Flavored FUCKING COFFEE”
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