LEVIS? The CADILLAC of JEANS ! “Why Buy any other?”

“]Why do people wear inferior overpriced Jeans when they can buy the “Best” top of the line, Cadillac of Jeans, LEVIS for less?

Answer: They are followers who do not have their own style, nor minds of their own. Followers who are easily brainwashed by companies who know how stupid and foolish many are. Make a product that cost just a few dollars, package it and market that product to the weak minded followers and you can make 10, 20, 50, 100 times what the product cost you to make.
“Easy Pickins” The only reason that millions of moronic followers bought so many dumb ass Von Dutch hats, T-Shirts and what not, why people buy the mundane ugly overpriced Northface jackets and coats and why people will buy inferior overpriced jeans that cost $100, $200, $300 and more when they can get “Thee Only,” BEST, Coolest Jeans ever, LEVIS for just Forty Bucks. Yes fust $40 for The Worlds Best Jeans. The people who buy….
by Daniel Bellino Zwicke “To Be Continued”

WIENERGATE vs BUTTAFUOCO LONG ISLAND LOLITA and BOBBITT’S PENIS

BeJesus! How long is this story gonna go on? It’s not that exciting. It’s not entertaining, not anything. Well, entertaining, I guess it is a bit. Kind of Funny. But can’t we get something better to beat up with a stick. Maybe another
“Joey Buttafuoco” Long Island Lolita kind of thing. If you don’t remember or are too young to know, Joey Buttafuoco, a forty something owner of a Auto Body Shop in Long Island had an affair with the “Underage” Lolita “Amy Fisher who fell hard for Joey and wanted him for herself, so what does the underage Lolita do but get a Gun and go to the Buttafuoco residence.
Amy ring the doorbell and Joey’s wife Mary Jo Buttafuoco opens the door whereby Amy lets poor Mary Jo have it. Amy shoots Mary Jo in the head in an attempt to Murder her.
Poor Mary Jo does not die, but sustains some serious permanent damage to her face and speech pattern.
Wow! What a story. “You can’t make this Shit up folks.”
I can go on and on about that one folks, but I won’t. Just wanted to jog your memory, or bring it to light for anyone who’s never heard it. If you want to know more, just Google “Buttafuoco” for some fine entertainment.
Let me jog your memory for another one. A story that has Wienergate beat by a Mile. “No pun intended folks.” Wiener, “Beat,” get it? Ha ha!
Think back to the case of one Missing Penis! What? Yes, missing Penis! John Wayne Bobbitt’s missing Penis to be exact. On the night of June 23, 1993, one Lorena Bobbitt
“Cut Off” her husbands Penis. Yes folks, that’s right, Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt’s “Penis” after he came home Drunk and tried to rape him. Wow!
Lorena proceeded to take the severed penis and go for a ride, whereby she stopped the car at one point and threw John’s Penis into a field.
Luckily for John after apprehending Lorena and integrating her to where her Husband’s Penis was, she told them. The police went to the field, found the Penis in question and rushed it to the hospital, whereby some gifted surgeon sewed “It” back on to John. “And all lived Unhappily Ever After.”
Now those are some fantastic stories, you’ve got to admit. Wienergate just can’t compete. In time, people will forget, but as for John Wayne and Lorena Bobbitt, “The Severed Penis,” Joey Buttafuoco and The “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, how can we forget those?

 

WIENER Has GOT To GO !!!

 

 

 

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WIENERGATE vs BOBBITT’S PENIS vs JOEY BUTTAFUOCO and The LONG ISLAND LOLITA

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